I went to Borders on Friday to buy some business stuff and the Animatrix DVD. The parking lot was kinda full, which is odd for mid-afternoon.

As I got to the door, I realized why there were so many people. Ted Nugent was sitting at a table, in front of which was a very long line of people waiting for Ted to sign copies of his book Kill It and Grill It.

Though I am a big fan of Ted's hat, I'm not a fan of his music, so I went about my errands. When he was done signing, he came whizzing by me on his way to the bathroom, with a look of focus and determination on his face, and a gaggle of hangers on hanging on.